Home Made Swine Flu Vaccine

Ok - So a typical vaccine is a little synthesized dose of the disease you're trying to avoid (to kick your body into gear to fight it off when the bugbug invades)

This concoction exactly replicates what one would imagine a frosty glass of swine flu would look like - It familiarizes the taste buds, optical and ol' factory senses with swine flu composition and helps prevent any form of seasonal ailment taking hold - And it's Delicious!!

In a stainless shaker filled with ice, combine:
1.2 Oz Tequila
1.0 oz Vodka
0.3 oz Lime Cordial
0.5 oz Ribena (or blackcurrent nector /liqueur)
1.0 oz Fresh squeeze Lime juice
very slight dash of sugar (optional)

Shake it - shake it - shake it
salt only half the rim of a martini, wine or Margarita glass
serve it well shaken on the rocks
garnish with nothing

Good at any time of year but especially enjoyed during Flu Season
*Side effects include; inebriation, hangovers, uncommanded dance moves that can last for several hours